Back in Merignac, where Robert and Francoise enjoy a calm neighborhood within easy distance of the very center of Bordeaux, their neighbor had a small and lively rooster in his back yard

It’s a very small cock, but made a lot of noise and—until they got used to it—irritated the shit out of Robert.  Francoise told me that Robert noticed the rooster had somehow made it into their yard and was strutting around, out of sorts.

For just a few minutes, Robert wondered how it got into the yard.

Then he grabbed the cock and headed for the car. He drove to a distant park and found a nice spot and released the cock, then drove home…problem solved.